Standard Issue

 

Standardize? As in make things... Standard? Hey, what other formats could there be a card for?

Modernize - 1G
Sorcery
Put a green Lhurgoyf creature token named Tarmogoyf onto the battlefield. Its power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

Extendedize - RR
Instant
Choose a creature card you own from outside the game that is from an illegal block, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. Exile Extendedize. (Illegal blocks include Lorwyn/Shadowmoor, Alara, Tenth Edition and M10.)

Vintagize - U
Instant
Search your wallet for a bill with a denomination of $50 or greater. Tear it into pieces and declare that you're doing something wrong if you're not playing Blue.

Commanderize - 4
Instant
Search your library for a legendary creature card and put it into the command zone. For the rest of the game, you may cast that creature card from the command zone as long as you pay an additional X, where X is twice the number of times that creature card has been cast from the command zone this game. If that creature card would die or be exiled, you may instead place it in the command zone.

Pauperize - B
Instant
Search each player's hands, libraries and graveyards for all cards that are uncommon, rare or mythic rare and exile them. Exile all permanents that are uncommon, rare or mythic rare. Each player shuffles his or her library.