I really need a Marsh Flitter!

So this story begins as all the others - one day, whilst flipping through the depths of my local cardstore's 10-cent bin...






















...yup. Someone was this hard up for a Marsh Flitter. So much so that they then left the card for me to find. Clearly the colour and mana cost are correct, and of course the name and power/toughness had to be fixed... but the rules text? I don't remember the Flitter reading like that. Corpse counters, huh. Oh wait, what's that? "Make 2 Dudes." Well... there you have it. Marsh Flitter to a T.

So anyways, come fight my awesome Rogue deck sometime. I will make dudes at you.

Magic: the Gathering for mostly fun and not much profit!

Step 1. Play Volrath's Laboratory and choose to make blue Illusion tokens.

Step 2. Make an Illusion token. Its name as well as creature type are just "Illusion."

Step 3. Play Retraced Image to put Illusion/Reality from your hand into play.

Step 4. ???

Step 5. PROFIT!

Magic: The Gathering for fun and profit!

Step 1. Use Splintering Wind to put a Splinter token into play.

Step 2. Donate the Splinter token to your opponent.

Step 3. Play Mimeofacture on the Splinter token to search your opponent's library for a copy of the sorcery card Splinter and put it into play.

Step 4. ???

Step 5. PROFIT!